well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? they never mention that part to us, do they? (george carlin)

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures (james thurber)

You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in. (arlo guthrie)

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox. (lao tzu)

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? (mark e. smith)

All that glisters is not gold; Often have you heard that told (shakespeare)

Okay no problem. Here’s my second plan. Back in the 60′s, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a “laser.” Using these “lasers,” we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the “Ozone Layer.” Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom. (Dr. Evil)

All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green. (goethe)

The middle of the road is where the white line is – and that’s the worst place to drive. (robert frost)